my tweets

1. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.(away forever).7 minutes ago from web
2. Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.28 minutes ago from twitRobot
3. how to define a Career Girl - a woman who gets a man's salary without marrying one.about 1 hour ago from web
4. definition of Clever Girl - a woman who knows how to give a man her own way.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? #funny http://twitLOL.comabout 1 hour ago from twitlol
6. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? #funny http://twitLOL.comabout 1 hour ago from twitlol
7. PMS stands for Plainly; Men Suck because of Psychotic Mood Shift so Pass My Shotgun:(.about 1 hour ago from web
8. scary to go in night in forest area na..suppose you are walking and a leopard crosses your path:)about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
9. I was told by forest rangers that there were 150 spotted leopards apart from black puma cats in the forests of Mullem,Goaabout 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
10. All tourists should go for adventure trip to bondla forests apart from surfing in the sea :) A night sleep in deep forest wd b funabout 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
11. Goa is a land of green forests, fur(animals), and free oxygen:) breathe freely..it is heaven on earth..about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
12. Men Are Like ..Parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. .about 1 hour ago from web
13. Men Are Like ..Government bonds: They take so long to mature.about 1 hour ago from web
14. rachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.about 1 hour ago from web
15. Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others do. They are called "Speck Tators."about 1 hour ago from web
16. Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket. .about 1 hour ago from web
17. How to interpret employment ads:"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.about 1 hour ago from twitRobot
18. Goa is complete in itself..sun sand and sea..now i will add..forests..fur and free oxygen as well:)about 2 hours ago from web
19. hii went to a sanctuary in Goa..amazing deep forest..can you believe it..Goa is just not famous for the beach..it has got dense forests alsoabout 2 hours ago from web
20. Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. "Mark Twainabout 2 hours ago from twitRobot

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