Saturday, August 29, 2009

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  1. Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. "Mark Twain
  2. hey Life is not about just taking from people.It is about giving.There is great fun in giving than in hoarding all the good things in life:)
  3. A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room
  4. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.So do not try to give guidance to undeserving people:)
  5. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.Ponder!!!
  6. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.:)
  7. Twitter: is it a great tool for chatterboxes..except that the chatter is with keyboard and spares the homo sapien:)
  8. The name cappuccino actually comes from the resemblance of its color to the robes of the monks of the Capuchin order..
  9. Cappuccino is a rich, dark coffee whose recipe originated in Italy. It is considered as a sacred drink..
  10. What Men really mean:"My wife doesn't understand me." Really means... "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them.".
  11. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY..but if the doctor is handsome,keep the apple away:)
  12. Never have attitude, arrogance and aggression in your behaviour..BE HUMBLE..and STRESS FREE:)
  13. A smile only takes a moment, but its memory can last forever..it is free..so give it freely:)
  14. Superficial people identify themselves with the brand they wear. A person of depth with great values is famous even without them:)
  15. Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
  16. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.
  17. It is pointless to impress people with money. It is just another kind of prostitution..buying loyalties by paper. It just shows a sick mind!
  18. hey life is all about being nice to people..loving them..showering kindness and touching hearts.Let there be a meaningful life
  19. Penguins, ostriches, and dodo birds are all birds that do not fly.
  20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
  21. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
  22. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
  23. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier...lol
  24. You've got two brains. One is lost and the other is out looking for it.
  25. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk.
  26. Everyone on these premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
  27. “It’s much easier to become interested in others than it is to convince them to be interested in you.”
  28. Cancer cures smoking.
  29. Committee: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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