Saturday, August 29, 2009

  1. hii how are you..an apple a day keeps the doctor away..if the doctor is handsome keep the apple away:) thats wt they used to say
  2. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.Not Dr Rajendra:).
  3. MURPHY'S Laws on Work " one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day".
  4. Love is a very positive energy with negative side effects..:):):)so watch before you put your hand in fire..still worth it..lol is it....
  5. To do is to be. - Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. - Sinatra.
  6. Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance..
  7. meditation is a way to channelise all your positive energies within you and having a first hand feel of it:)
  8. I did meditation on the beach..loved it so much..voww what a feeling..so pure..such energy..cant thank god enough:
  9. Love is a cute potion with sometimes wrong notions, puts in motion,the emotion:).
  10. Is it really important to prove a point,in the process hurting someone..for small victories or to be humble in proving an issue!.
  11. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose...
  12. hey tweets."Honesty is the best policy, but there are too few policy holders." ...:).
  13. Sometimes simple things in life are so important..that you miss them once you are deprived of it:).
  14. # diet fact :- If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.:)
  15. Look dashing today..let the heads turn at work for you..you should enjoy the attention from the corner of your eye:)
  16. Love to pamper yourself. Dress the best, look good, mirror should love you and you do all this for your happiness not to impress anyone:)
  17. A male nightingale stops singing when its eggs have hatched so as not to attract unnecessary attention to the nest
  18. The tip of an elephant's trunk is so sensitive and flexible that it can pick up a pin.
  19. A single porcupine is known to kill 100 trees in one winter. It uses it's sharp claws to gnaw away at the bark and twigs .
  20. good morning twitter ,DO you know that Penguins live only in the Southern Hemisphere and never in the Northern Hemisphere.
  21. Every life has a purpose..it depends how you mould it..life gives many choices..it is upto your sensibilities to choose the right way:).
  22. Ponder-: Why is lemonade mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
  23. Life is so imperfect that do not expect much out of it..as it is only imperfection that is perfect:).
  24. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience..
  25. "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams.
  26. quote" The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list...lol.
  27. so choice of color does indicate your personality:)
  28. if you love blue it is a sign that you are ambitious..if u love red it shows that you are passionate..pink is for softness:)
  29. Used beer for shampoo today..my hair is so fluffy..i love it..love to dress up..dressing up stylishly indicates confidence..which I am:)
  30. I have been humble to admit that I may know little but whatever little I know I am confident about it-these thoughts gave me lots confidence
  31. If someone thikns shit of me that is his problem not mine..these thoughts gave me confidence in life to go ahead and i never looked back:)
  32. Never hurt a person who loves you..you may not love him but be kind,considerate, loving in telling him no without hurting his feelings:)
  33. Humour::I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
  34. At least i value it a lot..for it is difficult for a complicated person to get sleep easily:)
  35. The best indicator of how happy you are in life is a good nights sleep without the aid of sleeping pills..you fall in bed and you sleep off
  36. Live a simple life if you want to experience real happiness..and a good nights sleep.
  37. Sometimes simple things in life are so important..that you miss them once you are deprived of it:)
  38. If you want to get alot of followers check out http://bit.ly/167GYL .
  39. make someone smile today by your selfless act..try and wipe someones tears today..you would get great happiness:)
  40. Sometimes the people who hurt us the most are people who were hurt more than us. -
  41. "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams.
  42. My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud. - Rodney Dangerfield..:)
  43. Ponder:- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  44. While driving remember:There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.care for a driving licence..:)
  45. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments..lol
  46. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
  47. Every life has a purpose..it depends how you mould it..life gives many choices..it is upto your sensibilities to choose the right way:).
  48. Love is blind but feelings are not..
  49. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list...lol.
  50. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness..
  51. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives..
  52. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy.
  53. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
  54. "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams.
  55. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing..
  56. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest..is it true??
  57. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people..
  58. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think..
  59. Funny one liners :- My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
  60. # When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading...lol.